My Snyder Concerns

Get ready for some "senior moments" Kat Fanz!

OLD BALLS. NEW KATPAK.

FUCK YOU, BOB KRAUSE.

IT'S FITZ!

*****!!!BREAKING!!!*****

In a shocking move, Kansas State Athletic Director Bob Krause got way too drunk during the dismantling in Manhattan earlier today, as the Pelini-led Huskers rolled the EMAW'd out GOKATZ who were wearing an ensemble designed by none other than GOD'S in-house fashionista chum1, and decided to pull what many are calling a puzzling turn in the GARY PATTERSON TO KANSAS STATE story which was broken by none other than FitzFuck himself on G0P****cat.com. Over that Friday EMAWrz everywhere watched as Fitz slowly pulled out the beating hope from KAZZU fans everywhere and simultaneously ate and shat on it in what has been called 1 Fitz 1 cup by many a jaded KATPAK'R. When Fitz posted "IT'S PATTERSON!" few believed him, but now his credibility is at an all-time low as Fitz takes the reigns of a program struggling not only for an identity, but also for warm carcasses that have a passing resemblence to Big XII talent. Well, we here at GAG think Fitz may have got the whole GARY PATTERSON IS COMING TO K-STATE AND IS TOTALLY THE NEXT COACH story wrong but hey, we will throw what support we can muster behind his sizable ass.

LET'S GO FITZ! FUCK 'EM!

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Photo courtesy of fatty fat fat, bigtime hero to GAG KSU.

We have it on good authority

Potential coaching candidates

1. Gary Patterson -- Defensive minded coach who is a Kansas native and K-State alum. Fiery demeanor; a "chip on his shoulder" kind of guy. Outstanding record and virtually spotless coaching job done at TCU.

2. Gary Patterson -- Defensive minded coach who is a Kansas native and K-State alum. Fiery demeanor; a "chip on his shoulder" kind of guy. Outstanding record and virtually spotless coaching job done at TCU.

3. Gary Patterson -- Defensive minded coach who is a Kansas native and K-State alum. Fiery demeanor; a "chip on his shoulder" kind of guy. Outstanding record and virtually spotless coaching job done at TCU.

4. Gary Patterson's left testicle -- Has been coaching with Gary for over 20 years.

Ron Prince Resigned. Or Will Resign. Or Whatever.

We will never be able to find a better coach than Coach Prince. We may find one that wins more games, but never one better.

Our thoughts and prayers will always be with you, Coach Prince. Bring it around town. Bring it around town.

Game Preview - KU

KSU is going to win this one for a handful of Gamma Phi's that are going to be dealing with a lot of heartache for the rest of their lives because of this son of a bitch.

KSU - 94 KU- 1