I still have access to this which is pretty cool

46 days until football go you fighting emaw cat go!

In Search of the McGinnis Interview

News is breaking left and right concerning a supposed interview between GAG KSU and San Jose State University graduate assistant, Bryan McGinnis. It's time to set the record straight. There never was an interview between GAG KSU and Mr. McGinnis, was there? No, there was not. Okay, good. That would have been my guess.

In the past, some have mistaken Bryan McPennis of San Jose Univeristy for Bryan McGinnis. And GAG KSU did once interview Mr. McPennis. So, that could have been the source of confusion regarding Mr. McGinnis. But the truth of the matter is that no one from GAG KSU ever spoke with Mr. McGinnis . . . . . UNTIL NOW!!!

BRYAN MCGINNIS IN HIS OWN, ACTUAL WORDS

GAG: Let's start from the beginning. You started playing football at age six. Now, have you ever done an interview with GAG KSU before?

BM: What is this, i am Bryan McGinnis, and i did not do this interview, and i did not authorize my name and pic. Please take this down asap.

GAG: Do you have any interest in replacing Bill Snyder at KSU?

BM: What is this, i am Bryan McGinnis, and i did not do this interview, and i did not authorize my name and pic. Please take this down asap.

GAG: Why are you in such a hurry to leave San Jose State? Are you unhappy there?

BM: What is this, i am Bryan McGinnis, and i did not do this interview, and i did not authorize my name and pic. Please take this down asap.

GAG: Mr. McGinnis, could you give us some sort of authorization that you are, in fact, Bryan McGinnis?

BM: What is this, i am Bryan McGinnis, and i did not do this interview, and i did not authorize my name and pic. Please take this down asap.

GAG: Final question. What do you think of goEMAW.com?

BM: What is this, i am Bryan McGinnis, and i did not do this interview, and i did not authorize my name and pic. Please take this down asap.

Frank Martin Memorial Parade Scheduled

For NEVER!

Get a life, losers.

Local Beat Writer Looking Forward To New Job

The Kansas City Star and Wichita Eagle announced a new hiring to cover the Kansas State beat, balding Kansas graduate Kellis Robinett. When reached for comment Kellis seemed confident the upcoming year would provide plenty of fireworks, "I mean, their basketball coach is a Mexican! Can you believe that?" He was also excited about moving closer to his college roots, "With Lawrence less than two hours away I can get back to my comfort zone whenever I need to take a break. I mean, there were white people in South Dakota but Lawrence is really where we shine. I'm heading to Applebees for some apps, you wanna go?" It wasn't all smiles for Robinett though, "The bad part about this job is I had to delete my blog. The Hawks are gonna be pretty good this season too! I heard Bill Snyder's a Jew."

Matt Saracen is our QB

We here at GAG are bearish on the upcoming season. Why? Because everything that touches purple goes right to shit. Do not pass go, do not collect 6 wins and a bowl game. Straight to shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5UidzFHIys

In bizarre, yet completely unsurprising, move Bob Krause hires Ron Prince as "Life Transition Coach"

(Charlottesville)-  "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade."  That must be the quote ringing in the ears on former Kansas State Athletic Director and V.P. of Institutional Advancement Bob Krause.  Word leaked today that Bob Krause secured the services of Ron Prince in another shocking and stratospheric stint as his coach, but Prince won't be focused on the gridiron.  He'll be focused on the x's and o's, and $'s.  Bob Krause has hired Ron Prince as his "Life Transition Coach."  

In the paperwork leaked to GAGKSU Prince will be called upon to "provide financial, career, personal, spiritual consultation and representation as Mr. Krause pursues progress toward meeting his goals during this period of transition."  The contract further gives Prince "power of attorney" designates him "executor of Bob Krause Trust" and elects him as "Sheriff of Horizon Ranch." As for compensation, Prince will be paid a $2 million signing bonus, be entitled to a $500,000 base salary as "Life Transition Coach."  But that is only part of Prince's compensation package, in addition In Pursuit of Perfection (Prince's Limited Liability Corporation) will receive Non-Taxable Municipal Bonds worth an estimated $2.5 million after interest.  These notes were issued issued through "Krausetown" signed by, you guessed it, Mayor Bob Krause.  Apparently, Krause has recently filed paperwork with the state of Kansas to incorporate Horizon Ranch as a town under a seldom used provision of the Homestead Act of 1862.

In this bizarre move befitting the bizarre pair, the two have once again entered in to an agreement, although this team the secret hardly lasted long enough for the ink to dry.  As of posting time neither Krause nor Prince could be reached for comment. 

Happy Father's Day!

Today, I'd like to say thank you to my best friend.  Dad.  Sure we moved around a few times as kids and dad wasn't there there a lot.  But dad always did whatever he could for us.  We all got our education's paid for by dad's job and after I punted my way to a degree from State, dad hooked me up with Max Urick.  He's kept me there ever since.  But I never knew just how much he loved me until I was reading the Audit of the dirty old man Bob Krause.  Dad put himself on the line to make sure I wasn't fired by that mean old Krause.  Now that dad's back running things I feel so warm inside.  Everyday I walk in to Bill Snyder FAMILY Stadium, I feel like dad's finally giving me the hug I worked so hard for.

Thanks dad,  you're the best.

Love,

Sean

Football Grad Asst. in latest Costly KSU Athletics Buyout Scandal

(Manhattan)-  Another name has joined the K-State Athletic Department's list of employees with costly buyouts.  Former Kansas State Quarterback and current Graduate Assistant Football Coach Jonathon Beasley is the latest implicated in the ongoing scandal involving bonuses included in contracts given out to Athletic Department employees under the leadership of Athletic Director Bob Krause and University President Jon Wefald.  The incentives for this buyout were a bit unusual according to a copy of the contract obtained by GAGKSU.  Included in Mr. Beasley's otherwise modest contract was a termination clause that would provide for: "100 Chipotle burritos and a one year pass to Kansas State Union's Bluemont Buffet" upon termination of Mr. Beasley's contract with Kansas State.  Incoming Athletic Director John Currie and Mr. Beasley could not be reached for comment.