Ron Prince Replacement Candidate Numbero Dos

Want to know who would make an excellent replacement for Ron Prince? Here's a hint. Who is someone that really fucking loves Manhattan? Bob Stoops, you say? Uh, yeah, that's it. Bob Stoops. I didn't expect you to get the answer so quickly, but whatever, man. You got it.

Bob Stoops fucking loves Manhattan. He fucking loves it. That much is certain. Throw on a v-neck sweater and head down to Kite's on any given night of the week and you're likely to catch Bob being Bob. That Bob is crazy, man. That dude is just crazy.

Here's another hint. Who proudly throws on a KSU logo over their officially licensed red and white (crimson and cream) coaching gear whenever the opportunity arises? ("Crimson and cream" was another hint.) Okay, yeah. Bob Stoops. We already knew that, I guess. Moving on.

CONNECTIONS. As many of you know, Stoops worked at Florida State prior to giving his notice, packing his bags, and leaving in order to have his so-called "Decade of Dominance" at Oklahoma. Well, what most of you don't know is that, prior to all of that stuff, Bob worked with ex-KSU head coach Bill Snyder at Iowa before Snyder left Iowa to coach at KSU. In a nutshell, this means that Bill Snyder knows Bob Stoops.

Now, I don't know if we want Bob Stoops or not. But all indications are that he's ours if we do. This is great news, KSU fans!

GO CATS!

Ron Prince Replacement Candidate Numbero Uno

What do you do when you’re just not very good at life? I don’t know. Quit? Hell no. Never give up. Hire someone? No way. He may tell you to quit.

So, what do you do if one of your subordinates just isn’t very good at life? Tell him to quit? No way. That’s bad management. Hire someone that will tell him to quit for you? Hell yes!

Iowa athletic director Gary Barta is hiring a life-skills advisor for his department. This can only mean one thing. He wants someone to advise Kirk Ferentz that his life is best lived somewhere other than Iowa City.

A natural move for Ferentz would be to Manhattan, Kansas. Inside of Bill Snyder’s abdomen.

Later this year, after Ron Price waddles the sidelines for the last time, Ferentz would become the Kansas State head coach. Bill Snyder would merely serve as host coach and would act as something like a security blanket - something that KSU fans could quickly and easily look at in order to quell anxieties about the state of the football program. Basically, he’d function no differently than Tom Osborne in Nebraska.

I'm starting to feel better already. Please, God, make this happen.

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