The generic clipart football character was recently included in something he never thought he would be a part of, "You have to be absolutely fist fucking me!" said Clip-Art, "I've been on tons of cheap homemade birthday party invites and grade school pee-wee league signup sheets but this is nuts." His exasperation stems from his sudden and strange inclusion on the new University of Kansas football facility. "Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to be here," said Clip-Art, "My only concern is that they may have second thoughts once they realize that the 3.1 million dollars they paid the architectural designer went straight up his nose and he shot me to them via hotmail the day his design was due. I mean, I was the third option after typing 'football player' in the Google image search."
5 comments:
lol
omg so awesome. i love to eat little boy dicks to this blog is perfect for me!
I can understand why KU fans would lash out like that. It's totally embarrassing.
Excellent work!
absurdly funny
This means a lot coming from the most overused, least creative mascot on the planet. Were you first to create 'Wildcats' or did you copy the thousands of others that share your mascot?
(I do agree it could be more creative!)
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