How many more games will you play for KSU?

Okay, Dave, I can see that's a big zero for you. You say you had issues with trying to get an additional year of eligibility? Well, that's understandable, I suppose.

What about you, Bill? Is that a big zero for you, too? Well, just what the fuck is your problem? You have plenty of eligibility. You say that you want to get rich? No? That's not right? You say that you want to get rich, bitch. Okay, now I've got it. Go, then, young Bill. Go find your riches and your bitches and your ho's and whatever else you're looking for and go do those things that you young guys like to do. God bless America.

AND, AS ALWAYS, GO CATS!