Reesing Outed?

Hey, guys. Remember when that reporter guy did that story about Todd Reesing being gay and liking to suck cock and all of that? (A recap is here.) Well, Todd has responded and it looks like that reporter guy had Todd all wrong. Go to hell and suck Todd's cock, reporter guy.

Reesing Outed?

Renowned kick ass journalist Tim Griffin is in the process of trying to out Kansas football douche Todd Reesing on super gay friendly ESPN.com.

In the first part of Griffin's exclusive interview, Reesing talks of his passion for dancing and sucking on cock. Reesing is rumored to have thought that he was speaking off the record and now denies saying that he likes to suck on cock.

Personally, I don't know what to believe about Reesing and sucking cock. He's probably not really gay. But here are some additional excerpts from the interview. I say you be the judge. Or don't be.

TG: So, Todd, you say that you like to suck on cock. Are you gay or what?

TR: Yep. Totally.

TG: Other than dancing and sucking on cock, what sorts of gay things do you like to do?

TR: I'm a big fan of interior design. I like watching all my design shows on TV and then sucking on cock.

TG: Do you do any designing yourself or do you just watch on TV and suck on cock?

TR: Yes, yes, and YES!

TG: Tell me about some other gay things you like to do.

TR: Well, let's see. I like to play volleyball with naked dudes.

TG: I see. You love playing all kinds of sports, don't you?

TR: Actually, I don't really care for volleyball. I just like to watch dudes' cocks flopping up and down.

TG: Let me guess. You then suck on those cocks after the match?

TR: Ewww. Gross. You mean suck on those sweaty, sandy volleyball cocks?

Um, yeah, I do. What can I say? I just love sucking on cock.

d00ds! You Know Me!

Guy at work pretty sure he isn't Ron Prince. Would appreciate it if you knocked it the fuck off RIGHT now.

Ron Prince Replacement Candidate Numbero Dos

Want to know who would make an excellent replacement for Ron Prince? Here's a hint. Who is someone that really fucking loves Manhattan? Bob Stoops, you say? Uh, yeah, that's it. Bob Stoops. I didn't expect you to get the answer so quickly, but whatever, man. You got it.

Bob Stoops fucking loves Manhattan. He fucking loves it. That much is certain. Throw on a v-neck sweater and head down to Kite's on any given night of the week and you're likely to catch Bob being Bob. That Bob is crazy, man. That dude is just crazy.

Here's another hint. Who proudly throws on a KSU logo over their officially licensed red and white (crimson and cream) coaching gear whenever the opportunity arises? ("Crimson and cream" was another hint.) Okay, yeah. Bob Stoops. We already knew that, I guess. Moving on.

CONNECTIONS. As many of you know, Stoops worked at Florida State prior to giving his notice, packing his bags, and leaving in order to have his so-called "Decade of Dominance" at Oklahoma. Well, what most of you don't know is that, prior to all of that stuff, Bob worked with ex-KSU head coach Bill Snyder at Iowa before Snyder left Iowa to coach at KSU. In a nutshell, this means that Bill Snyder knows Bob Stoops.

Now, I don't know if we want Bob Stoops or not. But all indications are that he's ours if we do. This is great news, KSU fans!

GO CATS!

Finally Rid of that Crazy Bastard

Good luck with all of that, Pat.

Sucker.

KU Expansion More Than Just Clip-Art/Porta-Potties

In a bold move by anyone's standards, Lew Perkins has approved the construction of new "Ultra-Suites" at the KU football/track facility (pictured left). "We knew that, in order to keep up with the big dogs of the state of Kansas, we would need to market our attraction to the elite of the elite fans," Lew announced, "We believe that these premium seats will attract the kind of season ticket holder the University of Kansas football and field day event teams covet." It wasn't all hoopla and parades with this announcement though. KU faced stiff financial barriers in instituting such an aggressive construction effort. "We gathered cans for months and had cake raffle after cake raffle but we finally came up with the seven hundred and fifty bucks needed to make this happen," Lew told the gathered pedestrians outside of the Memorial Stadium parking lot. "We believe this puts us right up there with the Liberals and Garden Citys of the world.... Hell, we purchased our porta-potties from the same vendor Ness City got theirs from and we were told we got a newer model since Ness upgraded theirs." When asked what other expansions KU may have in store for their fans Lew gave a sly wink and suggested the work may not be done, "Coffeyville Community College may not be fourth in the state in concession locations for very many more years." Stay tuned Hawk fans, this could be an exciting ride!

Pelini May Or May Not Love Rape (Probably Does)

This week God's is continuing it's look into the culture of rape in and around the trash schools of the Big 12. We now turn our attention to the most notorious "rapers" of the bunch...Nebraska. You think the prisoners still run this asylum? This is not your slightly older brother's Nebraska, friend. Gone are the days of Tom Osborne organizing team "train rides" on innocent campus females. You see, noted drunk Bo Pelini has decided to institute a zero tolerance policy on each and every player. No longer will there be dirtbag coaches allowing the Peters and Phillips of the world to terrorize and sexually assault the campus co-eds. No sir, you see, when a TE gets his third DUI in the span of one year he will be walking a tight rope of suspension if he even THINKS about getting the fourth. If an offensive lineman gets charged with first-degree sexual assault he better pray to God that he doesn't get charged with ANOTHER first-degree sexual assault or he could be humiliated with running stairs in front of the team. We are talking about ZERO TOLERANCE here folks. God's would also like to publicly announce it's non-affiliation with the disgusting campus newspaper The Daily Nebraskan that had the gall to write a piece questioning Coach Pelini's disciplinary tactics. Have you forgotten where you reside? Have you no respect for the highest office in your state? How dare you sirs..how dare you. Your disgusting link follows > STAFF EDITORIAL: Pelini Blocks DN, Reverses Decision - Opinion

The New Rock Chalk

From now on, rock means rape. Oh, and chalk? That also now means rape. Why? It's because Jayhawk student athletes these days just can't get enough raping. They love to rape. They fucking love it.

The latest Jayhawk to profess his fierce crush on rape is Sherron "Otis Dick" Collins. Sherron (M) (Yes, (M)!) thumbed his nose at America today when he pretended that he was too stupid to understand that he needed to go to court due to pending rape charges. (As if he's never been there before!)

It's reported that Sherron had intended to go to court. When the time came, however, he found himself to be much too busy raping.

Thanks to ksuno1stunner for the recently taken photo of Collins.