
Yesterday, Self was seen at the Liz Claiborne Outlet Store in Lawrence on his hands and knees and looking up skirts of store mannequins. Witnesses say that he looked up the skirts of three white mannequins and then was attempting to lift up the skirt of a black mannequin with his teeth when he realized that he was being watched and ran out of the store.
While Self has apparently done nothing illegal, he definitely weirded out a lot of people at the outlet mall. The store manager isn’t going to consider banning Self from the store, citing awesome free pub as the reason.
2 comments:
You shitheads should leave some sort of contact e-mail...anyway, link to me, and I'll do the same...it will be sure to generate at least one more reader for ya's.
http://big12warblog.blogspot.com/
Cheers!
Perhaps he should go to the finest store in Manhattan, the WalMart outlet and see what is there.
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