BYE JOSH!

Dear Mr. Synder:

Please accept this letter as notification that I am resigning from my position with KSU college football. Starting now.

Please forward my last paycheck to my home address.

Thank you for the support that you have provided me during my tenure with KSU college football.

Sincerely,
Josh

Mo Latimore's career advice

Alright young gun. You're at your first job and the boss man says they may be "making some changes" what do you do? Go in to the office and beg for your job?

HELLS NO!

You go back to your office and pretend like nothing ever happened. Shuffle papers around, make lots of copies, and hit the recruiting trail. Have your secretary keep you in the loop but unavailable until the next schmuck shows up and then you come back his first day and look busy.

Take it from me young man, just act busy, keep trucking and keep your head down. If the new boss comes in to ask questions look up at that motherfucker and say "Excuse me, I'm trying to get some goddamn work done in here!"

That is how you keep your desk, son.

My Snyder Concerns

Get ready for some "senior moments" Kat Fanz!

OLD BALLS. NEW KATPAK.

FUCK YOU, BOB KRAUSE.

IT'S FITZ!

*****!!!BREAKING!!!*****

In a shocking move, Kansas State Athletic Director Bob Krause got way too drunk during the dismantling in Manhattan earlier today, as the Pelini-led Huskers rolled the EMAW'd out GOKATZ who were wearing an ensemble designed by none other than GOD'S in-house fashionista chum1, and decided to pull what many are calling a puzzling turn in the GARY PATTERSON TO KANSAS STATE story which was broken by none other than FitzFuck himself on G0P****cat.com. Over that Friday EMAWrz everywhere watched as Fitz slowly pulled out the beating hope from KAZZU fans everywhere and simultaneously ate and shat on it in what has been called 1 Fitz 1 cup by many a jaded KATPAK'R. When Fitz posted "IT'S PATTERSON!" few believed him, but now his credibility is at an all-time low as Fitz takes the reigns of a program struggling not only for an identity, but also for warm carcasses that have a passing resemblence to Big XII talent. Well, we here at GAG think Fitz may have got the whole GARY PATTERSON IS COMING TO K-STATE AND IS TOTALLY THE NEXT COACH story wrong but hey, we will throw what support we can muster behind his sizable ass.

LET'S GO FITZ! FUCK 'EM!

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We have it on good authority

Potential coaching candidates

1. Gary Patterson -- Defensive minded coach who is a Kansas native and K-State alum. Fiery demeanor; a "chip on his shoulder" kind of guy. Outstanding record and virtually spotless coaching job done at TCU.

2. Gary Patterson -- Defensive minded coach who is a Kansas native and K-State alum. Fiery demeanor; a "chip on his shoulder" kind of guy. Outstanding record and virtually spotless coaching job done at TCU.

3. Gary Patterson -- Defensive minded coach who is a Kansas native and K-State alum. Fiery demeanor; a "chip on his shoulder" kind of guy. Outstanding record and virtually spotless coaching job done at TCU.

4. Gary Patterson's left testicle -- Has been coaching with Gary for over 20 years.