Thursday, January 31, 2008

K-State, fresh off a dominating win over #2 Kansas, has many new challenges and some, unfortunately, can’t be addressed on the court. You see, sprained vagina syndrome has swept over the KC Star because their favorite team, the KU Jayhawks, got completely taken apart by the much better Kansas State Wildcats.

Jason Whitlock of the KU Star writes:

Michael Beasley and Bill Walker delivered Wednesday night inside an angry and electric Bramlage Coliseum, ending an embarrassing Kansas State losing streak, stopping Kansas’ unbeaten run and legitimizing (for the moment) Frank Martin’s hiring.
Translation: Terrible hire, terrible crowd, horrible history and losing streak. They should have gotten a solid long-term hire!

Let me pause for a moment and say that K-State’s crowd bordered on classless. I understand the passion — the losing streak and KU’s sudden football ascension heightened the importance of this game — but a K-State alum, Bailey Maxwell, stood courtside, within a few feet of midcourt, wearing a vulgar T-shirt that accurately reflected the mood and the taunts of KSU’s student section. It was a bit over the top and indicated an embarrassing level of insecurity. And I’m well aware that the majority of KSU fans have far more class than to don an obscene T-shirt while sitting on the court.
Oh man Jas’, that vergina looks even more bruised than I thought. You need some more Kleenex to wipe your whiny eyes with? Let’s get the translation: The Crowd Was Mean! My boyfriend, the KU Jayhawks, got outplayed and out coached and you need to be nicer to them. KU is better in football anyway.

They’re worthy. Let’s hope they’re mature enough to handle it.
Translation: I don’t like them.

Thanks for your input Jason. Try not to have a heart attack on your climb up the stairs of Bramlage that I’m sure is still in progress.

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